Ramblings from the Pretentious Photographer

May 12

1 | 12.5.2012 | 3 weeks ago

screamingonhigh:

I eat duck noaz? (Taken with instagram)

ONE OF MY BEST BUDDIES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

March 28

100 | 28.3.2012 | 2 months ago

Hey Lizz,

Where would backpack with wheels fit in this graph?

(Source: meme-meme, via lizzielobotomy)

October 16

9 | 16.10.2011 | 7 months ago

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

I really hope this ends up as great as it sounds.

Morgan

screamingonhigh:

jbushdawg:

Sometimes when I am looking at her I’ll wonder what it would be like if she wasn’t in my life…
I have never felt more upset with such a spine-chilling thought… :((
Not because I would have lost my girlfriend… :X
But because I would’ve lost my girlfriend, and my best friend. :D <3

Hi you are by far the cutest thing fucking ever. I love you <3

Hi,

You guys are faggots.

No seriously.

You’re so gay I’m not even sure I love you guys anymore.

- This guy

(Source: jbush420)

October 10

9 | 10.10.2011 | 7 months ago

Nope… Don’t see that much of an improvement.

Am I the only one in the world that HATES Metallica?

October 2

1 | 2.10.2011 | 8 months ago

GVOY

Today is the day that I’m officially leaving to go to school. There’s a lot of things I wish I did with certain people before I left, but I had a pretty great time with the last few weeks that I’ve been here.

My school’s orientation put it best, “Enjoy this last weekend. After that, kissed all of your loved ones goodbye.”

I’m going to try my best to come back and visit people, and hopefully people will come visit me. Luckily for me, the next few months are going to fly by with how busy I’ll be.

<3333

September 22

4 | 22.9.2011 | 8 months ago

why?

Dear Jess,

You are making food right now and you left me in your room. Well you have been my captain save a ho for what like five years plus now? Now you are leaving me for Boston.. jerk. Well I’m going to miss you and just harass your life all the time now so get used to it. Love you skank face McButtface.

Love Morgan…

p.s. why do you trust me with your Mac on Tumblr?? STUPID.

September 19

7 | 19.9.2011 | 8 months ago

Order of Events:

inappropriatetouchtuesday:

saintjphotography:

inappropriatetouchtuesday:

9:50 PM: Receive text from Jess telling me to play butt pirate matchmaker and get my friend Nick to text her bff Robert.

10:24 PM: Mission accomplished. Like a boss.

Just to clarify, Sara texted Nick saying “My friend Robert wants your boner in his butthole.” And then when she told me this, I responded with “Why did I date you?”

I would like to state that I find nothing wrong with the way I worded that.

I would like to state that you are the WEIRDEST person in the world. You are so awkward that you make me cringe.

But I love you for who you are.

7 | 19.9.2011 | 8 months ago

Order of Events:

inappropriatetouchtuesday:

9:50 PM: Receive text from Jess telling me to play butt pirate matchmaker and get my friend Nick to text her bff Robert.

10:24 PM: Mission accomplished. Like a boss.

Just to clarify, Sara texted Nick saying “My friend Robert wants your boner in his butthole.” And then when she told me this, I responded with “Why did I date you?”