Ramblings from the Pretentious Photographer
Sometimes when I am looking at her I’ll wonder what it would be like if she wasn’t in my life…
I have never felt more upset with such a spine-chilling thought… :((
Not because I would have lost my girlfriend… :X
But because I would’ve lost my girlfriend, and my best friend. :D <3
Hi you are by far the cutest thing fucking ever. I love you <3
You guys are faggots.
You’re so gay I’m not even sure I love you guys anymore.
- This guy
You are making food right now and you left me in your room. Well you have been my captain save a ho for what like five years plus now? Now you are leaving me for Boston.. jerk. Well I’m going to miss you and just harass your life all the time now so get used to it. Love you skank face McButtface.
p.s. why do you trust me with your Mac on Tumblr?? STUPID.
9:50 PM: Receive text from Jess telling me to play butt pirate matchmaker and get my friend Nick to text her bff Robert.
10:24 PM: Mission accomplished. Like a boss.
Just to clarify, Sara texted Nick saying “My friend Robert wants your boner in his butthole.” And then when she told me this, I responded with “Why did I date you?”
I would like to state that I find nothing wrong with the way I worded that.
I would like to state that you are the WEIRDEST person in the world. You are so awkward that you make me cringe.
But I love you for who you are.