7 | 19.9.2011 | 2 years ago
9:50 PM: Receive text from Jess telling me to play butt pirate matchmaker and get my friend Nick to text her bff Robert.
10:24 PM: Mission accomplished. Like a boss.
Just to clarify, Sara texted Nick saying “My friend Robert wants your boner in his butthole.” And then when she told me this, I responded with “Why did I date you?”
2 | 1.8.2011 | 3 years ago
0 | 30.7.2011 | 3 years ago
Who uses tumblr besides the lonely teenage girl vying for attention, thinking that since she has 200-something followers means that there is some type of purpose in her life?
Who uses tumblr besides the porno creep who posts “gratuitous” photos of themselves, trying to prove that they’re hot shit, when secretly they’re just the fool with no self-esteem.
Tumblr is just a place where these assholes try to stick out more than the next person. Thinking that they deserve to be the best, just because they can find more demented Hello-Kitty pictures than you can.
"If this is just a post about how much you hate tumblr, why bother joining?"
Because I know I’m destined to actually be something. I’m not pretending in my own little fantasy world.
View at your own risk. Read ahead if you’d like, leave if you don’t.
When it comes to my own photography, criticism is preferred, not just welcomed.
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